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WAS ANYONE GONNA TELL ME ABOUT THE CUTE TALL CHUBBY ONI GIRL!?
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funniest fluke egg my chickens have ever laid.
#honest to god thought it was a pebble in their run#and yeah they dropped it in their run. not their nesting box#cannot believe this.
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Endwalker patch spoilers
Audrey asks abt where all of the First Brood is rn so I explain, and obviously I also mention Azdaja being stuck in the void
And she just goes "I bet the patches are us going to the 13th to save Azdaja" and I'm just WHAT THE FUCK.
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ive currently got an anti-rhyme shtick going on. if i say something that rhymes a witch body snatched me, burn her at the stake.
or im a total idiot, which is equally likely and paradoxically impossible.
#autism(proper grammar)#why is hals tag the first one that pops up#cannot believe this.#a crime against me specifically.#post by yours truly
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#palestine#free palestine#israel#israel is committing genocide#i understand both sides of the argument in the comments#but the fact that this can even be some what believable is concerning in itself#always remember that an “us vs them” narrative is dangerous#we cannot deny that innocent lives are being slaughtered#i just want this war to be over#but thats not something thats going to be easily done
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I'm actually gonna throw up
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Au fucking revoir Mister Prince
#One Piece#Cross Guild#Monster Trio#long post#descriptions in alt text#I cannot believe I spent several days illustrating a shitpost.
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i need them badly
#brainworms#like literally i feel SICK#i cannot believe marvel is giving us lesbian witches#anyways im gonna be drawing them a lot here's some sketches and studies#agathario#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agatha x rio#agatha all along fanart#artists on tumblr#my art#evgarart
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this is the single worst way i've ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert
#the next line does call it 'the girder-shape of ecstacy' which is also bad but in a more abstract way than the pure horror of beef#wild that this is abt a 9yo's drug trip#children of dune#dune#speaking of how hard it is to write smut#cannot believe these sentences get published lol
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Give them to cops instead
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Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)
#i cannot believe i missed this parallel(?) callback(?) whatever tf u call it#deadpool#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool x wolverine#wolverine x deadpool#wade wilson#logan howlett#logan x wade#wade x logan#poolverine#wolverpool#marvel#lgbtq#lgbt#gay#shawn levy#cinematic parallels#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman
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(Dick coming to collect Jason after he’s been “wrongfully” captured by the justice league while Batman is off world:)
Dick: Listen, Hood might be a criminal, but he’s one of Gotham’s. And he’s my brother.
JL: he killed 80 people in two days.
Dick: …he’s adopted?
Jason, glaring while bound to a chair: SO ARE YOU???
#cannot believe nobody has done this before??#or am I just not looking properly#one of my favourite genre of fics it is so funny lmao#anyhow dick and Jason are so Thor and Loki coded in a way (older brother believing his younger brother is dead but actually he’s not)#dc comics#batman#batfam#bruce wayne#dcu#batfamily#dc robin#jason todd#dick grayson#nightwing#red hood#incorrect dc quotes#incorrect justice league quotes#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#marvel#marvel quotes#thor and loki#dick and jason
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matching eye horror for u and ur back-from-the-dead bestie <333
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#nobara kugisaki#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk leaks#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jjk 267#NOBARA NATIONNNNNNNN#oh my god i MISSED HER she looks so good w how much gege's style has changed...#her hAIR her EYE#HUGE win fr women everywhere#first year trio pull through pull through pull through i BEG#i will b so happy. if my main 3 make it through alive#but i dare not hope i will simply let gege cook and in th meantime i will GRACIOUSLY eat my meal#we r so well fed i cannot believe shes back#N TH PANEL OF YUUJI WHEN HE REALIZES#THE RELIEF IN HIS EYES THE TEARS THE DISBELIEVING SMILE#I WANT TO HOLD HIM#NOBARA KUGISAKI THE WAY U BRIGHTEN THIS SERIES#LAST WEEK ITFS THIS WEEK NOBARA NEXT WEEK MEGUMI BACK FR I SEE THE VISION
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@mothmanavenue you ate this one little thing
#cannot believe you said this to me#you and your audacity#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#hoo#heroes of olympus#percy jackson#nico di angelo#percy jackson & nico di angelo
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me: still processing bi benedict
the writers: 🏳️🌈 MICHAELA stirling 🏳️🌈
#bridgerton#bridgerton spoilers#benedict bridgerton#francesca bridgerton#michaela stirling#bridgerton season 3#bridgerton s3#i cannot fuckinh believe it#queer storylines that arent for side characters???
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